Friday, June 19, 2009

Reason 7,294

Why I need a breast reduction...

On Wednesday night Neighbor Tom and I went to the gym. I hopped on the treadmill and got in 4.15 miles with 3 half mile fast intervals. When I got home to shower I realized that I had a huge bruise on my chest, near my armpit from my breasts bouncing out of control during the run.


Sunday, June 7, 2009

Welcome Back

This is a call to action. Jaime get your ass off that couch and hit the pavement, or treadmill belt, or at the very least the bike seat. You have been a fat ass slacker for too long and now you are going to take control.

Hell yea.

Today I got also received some motivation from Lou to maybe make a little effort to start blogging again. There has been a ton going on in my life, which eventually I will get around to updating my 4 followers, but not today. Sorry.

Last night we went out for a birthday party celebrating Adj, her roommate from college Julie, and their friend Zach’s birthdays. The night started at a BYOB sushi restaurant with 8 bottles of wine for 9 people, and then we went out in Boystown, which was full of rum and drag queens.

We are at one of the bars and I am chatting with Julie. Julie is getting married September, and although I am friendly with her, we are not invite each other to wedding close. But this is the conversation we had. While reading, please imagine that these words were said with a slur.

Julie: I totally want you to come to my Bachelorette party. You’re coming right? It’s going to be such a fun time.

Me: Yes of course I will be there!

Julie: And I want you to come to my wedding too! There are a lot of people that won’t be able to come so I want you to come!

Me: Julie I would be on the B list of your wedding list any day…

So this entry is slightly lame, but I am a little rusty. Give me a chance, I promise to be more entertaining next time.
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